VICHEKESHO NILIVYOTUMIWA KWENYE SIMU




1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu
2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu
3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?
4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria
5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge
6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee
7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika
8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza
9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi
10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi kufunika sufuria
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Wageni wa siku hizi hawaulizi chai wala maji ya kunywa!! Kitu cha kwanza utasikia" UNA CHAJA YA PINI NDOGO?"
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Maisha ya Dar tunayajua wenyewe, we kaa hukohuko kijijini  ambako mnachinja kuku na kuliwa nyumba hiyohiyo na utumbo mnatupa. Huku Dar kuku anachinjwa Kinondoni; shingo inaliwa Tandale; Kidari Masako; paja Mikocheni; firigisi Magomeni, miguu Mbagala, kipapasioTandika, kichwa Temeke na utumbo Buguruni; Chezea dar wewe
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Kuna simu inauzwa NOKIA toleo jipya, ina redio,TV, Bluetooth, Internet cafe,AC, DVD, Opena, visheti Ufuta, uji wa mchele, kandambili,mtindi, chapati,sambusa za nyama, halfcake, dressing table choo na bafu Vipi unaitaka?
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Hv u ever noticed dat
almost everyting abt
woman upper body
start's wit a "B" like
Blouse, Bra, bosoms, Breasts... And the
lower body parts start wit a "P" likePants,
Panties, Period, pusssy...
No wonder men suffer
from Bp.
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 Samahani kama nitakukwaza eti matunda ya miaka 52 ya Uhuru unaweza kutengenezea juis?
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Kati ya chupi na samaki kipi kinavuliwa zaidi kila siku katika mji wako?
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Hata kama baa ni mpya huwezi kukuta baa medi bikra
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Comments

Muinde Muema said…
kweli nimecheka ingawaje ilikuwa nimenuna. ninavyo vichekesho vingine sijui utazipataje
Osca Mwenda said…
Nimependa na nimecheka sana