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7 November 2013

DOKTA NIKASTRETI PLZ

SUPASTA:(Mwenye upeo mdogo wa Kiingereza lakini hakubali hilo) Dokta, how are you mshkaji?
DOKTA: I am okay
SUPASTA: Dok unajua I am supasta men, so Can you help me?
DOKTA: Hakuna tabu supasta.Unatakaje
SUPASTA: Nataka kufanyiwa ile operesheni ya Kastreshen
DOKTA: Du kwanini tena? Huoni utateseka?
SUPASTA:Unajua madem wananidistab men, so nataka nichenj, nitateseka kwa muda halafu ntainjoy life my men.
DOKTA: Ok haya japo sikuelewi
SUPASTA: We fanya men....Siku mbili baadae Sharo akiwa kitandani anauguza kidonda, akatembelewa na rafiki yake.
RAFIKI: Pole bwana wameshakusakumsaiz?
SUPASTA: Ndio nini?Si ulinambia niwambie wanikastreti
RAFIKI: Nilikwambia waku SAKUMSAIZ, siyo wakuKASTRETI???? Sasa ndugu yangu mbona umewaambia wakutengue sehemu?
SUPASTA: Duh mama yangu nimekwisha

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